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Happy 50th birthday! May the next 50 years of your life be as fabulous as the first 50. You're not only nifty at 50 — you're a spiffy, gritty, thrifty, lofty and, when no one's around, frisky 50 year old. Happy 50th birthday! Apr 12, 2015 - Explore Evelyn Amundarain's board '50th birthday quotes' on Pinterest. See more ideas about birthday quotes, 50th birthday quotes, 50th birthday.

Below, the reader will find a wide collection of messages and happy birthday wishes for the 50th birthday. May life bring you another 50 as great as these. You reach 50 years, with such a beautiful smile on your mouth, that it is welcome to be by your side. Funny 50th Birthday Quotes Reaching the half- century mark is a milestone in anyone’s life; but, the best way to keep it from turning into a millstone is to enjoy some funny quotes about 50th birthdays. Happy 50th Birthday to one of the greatest creations of this century! Funny Happy 50th Birthday Wishes. If you know someone well enough to joke about their age, then funny 50th birthday wishes are certainly the way to go. Odds are, you might have already chosen.

In this post, you will find 47 Best 50th Birthday slogans and sayings.

50th Birthday slogans

50 and kicking

1/2 Way Party

50 is the new 25 (*Twice)

You are 18,262 days old!

50 is the five perfect 10s

I’m not 50, I’m 18 with 32 years experience

Don’t be jealous because I look this good at 50

It took me 50 years to look this good

You made the big 50!

Fifty & Fabulous

Look 22, Feels 18, Acts 10, that makes me 50

Looking pretty ifty at fifty!

I’m only 5 decades old

It’s not about age, it’s about attitude

You make 50 look good! Happy birthday, gorgeous!

Cheers to fifty years, Happy birthday

I’m immortal — so far!

You made the big 50! Happy Birthday

50…. the party continues

Keep cal, it’s your 50th Birthday

Half a century young!

Old fart, young heart

Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

The king is 50

Hi Ho, Hi Ho its over the hill you go!

I reached 25 a second time!

Fifty, Aged to perfection

Happy 1/2 way to 100!

Too fit, Too feisty, Too fabulous, To be … 50!

Fifty, the ultimate F word

Turning 50, looking 30, feeling 20

Five decades smarter than YOU

50! You’re not old, you’re mid century modern…

50 and still totally breaking awesome

Celebrating the 29th anniversary of my 21st Birthday!

Happy 50th Birthday, Carry on regardless

After 50 years, the legacy lives on!!

50! I demand a recount.

Still amazing @ 50, Happy Birthday!

Fun, Foxy and Fifty!

50 years old or 18,250 days young!

50 Rocks

I can’t keep calm, it’s my 50th Birthday

Take a shot! I’M 50 & still Hot!

Wife 50th Birthday Quotes

Don’t be jealous just because I look this good at fifty

Age is not a destination, it’s a journey!

The first 50 years of childhood are always the hardest!

I have 50 reasons to do what I want

Further Reading

Nifty, shifty, thrifty...Fifty! Funny 50th birthday sayings, short clean jokes, and funny quotations that’ll help you slide into the fifties with a smile. Congrats!

The best form of birth control for people over 50: nudity.

Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.

Turning 50? Laughter is the gift that keeps you in the present.

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings:
What You Can Expect at 50

You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.
You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.
The street vendor says “Yes, Ma’am” instead of “Sure thing, Gorgeous.’”

You finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

Your high school yearbook is moldy enough to support a thriving colony of algae.
When you look in a full-length mirror, you can see your butt from the front.

You're still hot, but only in flashes.

And those hot flashes? Don’t think of them as menopause. Think of them as regular short vacations in the tropics.

At 50 it's more important than ever to eat fruits and vegetables. So:
- In the morning, add an extra stalk of celery to your Bloody Mary.
- At lunch, drop an extra olive in your martini.
- And at dinner, squeeze a little more lime into that Margarita.

Funny 50th Birthday
Sayings, Group 3

I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
- Wendy Cope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope
Sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The only difference is I’m not into all that freakin’ Cirque de Soleil stuff because I’m as flexible as a two-by-four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.
- Janet Periat

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now.”
- Henry Green

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything.
- Eric Satie

Funny 50th Birthday
Sayings, Group 4

For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978, but the time machine was booked.
- Jean Sorensen
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles.
- Melanie White

50 is a nice, round number – it pretty much matches my body.
- Melanie White
50 isn’t old – just ask anybody who’s 90.
- Melanie White

50th Birthday Sayings
Group 5

At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
- Anonymous
50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.
-Melanie White

Quotes 50th Birthday

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.
- Greg Tamblyn

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
- Charles M. Schulz
I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me.
- Janet Periat

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball

Quotes 50th Birthday Wishes

50th Birthday Sayings: Group 6

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.
- Franklin P. Jones

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you?
- Melanie White
You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head.
- Melanie White

When you’re 50, don’t worry about turning gray. Just be glad you have hair.
- Melanie White

At 50, when you sneeze, “water under the bridge” has a completely different meaning.
- Melanie White

Quotes 50th Birthday Message

50th Birthday Party

A 50 year old woman’s birthday wish was to lose all her excess weight.
In one huge breath, she blew out the all candles on her cake.
Suddenly - POOF - her husband vanished.

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